Introducing our 2026 Sweary Affirmations Calendar! This retro-inspired gem takes you back to the bold styles of the 1950s to 1970s, with a twist of sarcasm and sass. Each month showcases a different fierce and fabulous lady, paired with a hilariously vulgar statement that will make you laugh—or roll your eyes. Set against vibrant, retro prints, these ladies say what we’re all thinking.

Each 11 x 8.5" picture can also be carefully removed and framed, letting you keep the fun going year after year. Perfect for your home, office, or as an inappropriate gift for someone who appreciates a little unapologetic attitude. Get ready to tackle your year with style, sass, and a whole lot of sarcasm!