Give the gift of dark humor with this cheeky 5x7 greeting card! On the front, a smiling 1950s housewife holds a teacup with the playful phrase, "I like my men how I like my tea," and when you open it up, the punchline reveals, "in a bag underwater." Perfect for your snarkiest friend or a true crime aficionado, this card is sure to both delight and appall in the best way. Whether for a special occasion or just because, it’s the perfect blend of vintage charm and wicked humor!

- 5x7
- Matte Finish
- Envelope Included