Brighten someone's day with a touch of vintage humor through our snarky greeting card featuring a classic 1950s housewife. On the front, she cheekily declares, "I'm not athletic, but if it's a race to the bottom you want..." Open the card to reveal the punchline: "You will need a head start." Perfectly suited for friends or family members who appreciate a good laugh, this card combines retro charm with a sharp wit, making it an ideal choice for birthdays, celebrations, or just because.

Crafted with high-quality cardstock, our 5x7 greeting card is designed to leave a lasting impression. The vibrant, nostalgic illustration and bold text stand out, ensuring your message is delivered with style. Inside, there's ample space for you to add a personalized note, making it a versatile option for any occasion.

Whether you're looking to surprise a hilarious friend or add some humor to a family gathering, this snarky greeting card is sure to bring smiles and laughter. Order now and give the gift of laughter with a dash of vintage flair. Perfect for those who love a good-natured ribbing and a clever comeback, this card is a must-have in your collection.

- 5"x7"
- Matte finish
- Envelope included