Sarcastic Blank Card | Rude Greeting Card | Parental Advice Greeting Card | Eyepatch Advice Card

Sarcastic Blank Card | Rude Greeting Card | Parental Advice Greeting Card | Eyepatch Advice Card

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This parental advice inspired card is for all of us that heard "It's all fun and games until you poke your eye out and all the sorry's in the world isn't going to put that eye back in"! We are all grown up now, some with children of our own - and what better way to put a smile on our friend's and loved one's faces than with this sarcastic greeting card. This card is blank on the inside so you can add your own thoughts and message making this card perfect for any (or no) occasion. It can be a funny birthday card, a best friend card, or even a rude greeting card - whatever tickles your fancy!

Send your favorite person a card to brighten their day!

Or maybe send it to your parents for a laugh (and to admit their words of wisdom may have kept you fully eye-intact) this Mother's Day or Father's Day!

- 4" x 6"
- Blank inside
- Envelopes included

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